Jokes

What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head and I'll hang around.

 

Q: What do you call a cow with only its two right legs?

A: Lean beef

 

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef

 

Q: What did the calendar-maker name his three daughters?

A: April, May and June

 

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us?

 

What is a squirrel's favorite ballet?

The Nutcracker.

 

Wee Willie Winkie ran through the town,

Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,

Along came a policeman and put him under arrest.

So never go out at night - unless you're fully dressed.

 

What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?

Board!

 

Why did the banana go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date.

 

What did the tablecloth say to the table?

"Don't move. I've got you covered."

 

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Lots of room.

 

What do you call a missing parrot?

A polygon.

 

What do you get when you cross a teddy bear and a skunk?

Winnie the Peeyew!

 

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